Hotter than a FIRECRACKER!

While in Phoenix I became obsessed with the car temperature gauge.  Maybe it was just the changing of the units from C to F?
Living in cool Calgary does not bring about regular intervals of HOTNESS (is hotness a word?).
First few days we saw this...
WOW, now that is some serious heat.
I'll be bustin out my tan toute de suite!

The next few days were followed with a bit of this:
UHM hello, Mumma Nature? We are trying to breathe in here! Easy would ya. Is 70 SPF enough?

And the last couple of days we were sure someone opened the oven door to the world and pressed convection.
HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HELL... ARE WE IN HELL?!?!
Never before have we experienced heat like those last few days.
We aren't complaining, but how on earth do people live in that? Or work outside in it?  WOWZA!
True super heros!